Back to School Jokes, Quips, Riddles Linkys & FREEBIE!!

Back to School Jokes

Give your child a HILARIOUS Back to School start this year with our FAV "tickle your funny bone" jokes:

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Want MORE Back to School jokes? Here are some more of our fav Links:

These HILARIOUS Back to School jokes were submitted by readers: 

BTS Jokes from Boys Life

Be sure to check out Guy Sports.  This page has LOADS of Back to School jokes, quips, stories, poems and thoughts.

Guy Sports Jokes About School

Get ready to LAUGHT OUT LOUD with these Back to School Riddles and Knock Knock Jokes from Squigley's Playhouse!

Squigley's Playhouse of Back to School Jokes

WOW!!! Absolutely TONS of school type jokes on this exclusive School Jokes site!

School Jokes

At Jokes for Fun you can find jokes listed by subject.

Jokes 4 School

And we simply cannot leave out Reader's Digest Back to School jokes compilation.

Readers Digest Back to School Joke Slideshow

Enchanted Learning is one of our FAV sites. They also have some DYNO Back to School jokes.

BTS Jokes from Enchanted Learning

Children ALWAYS know the BEST jokes. Read some of their Back to School jokes:

Back to School Jokes by Kids!

 

Bring some laughter into your child's school day with these PRINTABLE Back to School jokes for your child's lunchbox!

Lunch Box Printable Jokes from Being Creative to Keep My Sanity 

Thirty Hand Made Days Printable Lunch Box Jokes

Gunney Sax's BTS Lunch Box Printable Jokes

BTS Printable Lunch Box Jokes from the Taylor House

 

 Lunch Box Printable Jokes from Peonies & Poppy Seeds

 Mum's Gone MAD with these Lunch Box Printable Jokes

Now for our FREEBIE!!! Down load this Vintage 7 Page Joke Book at our Teachers Notebook Store. 

Vintage Children's Mini Joke Book FREEBIE!! 

If YOU know of any MORE FOOT STOMPIN', RIB BUSTIN' Back to School Jokes, Quips or Riddles, PLEASE SHARE via POSTING them in our comments section!

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C.S. Calkins

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